Entries Tagged as ‘The Ring’

November 22, 2008

And the bells toll

There is something quite … well surreal I guess would be the word … about weddings. Even those that start at the unGodly hour of 9am on a Saturday morning when the rest of the world is allowed to sleep in.
That was how I spent this morning – in church bearing witness to an ancient [...]

November 19, 2008

Got the message?

TOH sent me this email a few days ago … the message is well …less than subtle …
BEFORE MARRIAGE

AFTER MARRIAGE

AFTER DIVORCE

The guilty mind (which is inherent in every red-blooded male of the species) tells me that I’ve probably done many things to deserve this little “reminder” … but just can’t help wondering which little secret [...]

November 16, 2008

One Woman, 10,000 pairs of shoes … go figure!

I know I really shouldn’t go here and it will inevitably be an exercise in futility that could very well end with a flaming Molotov tampon hurled in my direction. But I just don’t get it and possibly never will understand women and their fascination with shoes. (The picture on the left is a small [...]

November 15, 2008

The Other Half

I wonder who was the guy who coined this phrase. Bet you it wasn’t a guy at all. Sounds that a female hand behind it.
Why does one refer to a woman you are involved in or worse still married to, suddenly become TOH. Weren’t you whole before?
Now the phrase “the ole ball and chain” – [...]

November 15, 2008

Glossary – What it all means …

TOH = The Other Half
WTF = What the Fuck!