You’re stupid enough to climb over a fence, wade across a moat, get into an enclosure with the largest livings cats on the face of the earth and now you’re dead!
Serves you right you fuckin’ idiot.
If you want to kill yourself there are many ways to do it. If you wanna grab your 15 minutes [...]
November 15, 2008
Acting on instinct
November 15, 2008
The Other Half
I wonder who was the guy who coined this phrase. Bet you it wasn’t a guy at all. Sounds that a female hand behind it.
Why does one refer to a woman you are involved in or worse still married to, suddenly become TOH. Weren’t you whole before?
Now the phrase “the ole ball and chain” – [...]
November 15, 2008
A Date with The Tree
It’s the 15th of November and in my family (okay it’s really just me), this is the sacred date for the big Christmas ritual of putting up the tree.
The Nov 15 rite started back in 1995 when I moved out on my own and had a four-room flat all to myself. I bought the biggest [...]
November 15, 2008
Happiness is a warm gun …
Like most kids, I was totally fascinated with guns. It represented manhood, power, respect and well it just felt damn good knowing you were “packing heat”.
Growing up, I had my share of toy guns. They were nothing fancy but still each was treasured. When they broke, I attempted all means to repair them. We weren’t [...]
November 15, 2008
Watch that crack!
It’s one of the quaint quirks of my childhood…
Someone … I think it was the Grandmother … once told me that it’s bad luck to step on a pavement crack. I can’t recall the rationalisation. Maybe it has to do with karma. And it always better luck to cross the crack with your right leg [...]
